RoHaN_aHmeD
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 142 Characters
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.
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Fool SMS, 140 characters
U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 152 Characters
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 134 Characters
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 142 Characters
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 136 Characters
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 162 Characters
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
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Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 128 Characters
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 152 Characters
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 143 Characters
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 167 Characters
So Sweet is ur SMILE
so Sweet is ur STYLE
so Sweet is ur VOICE
so Sweet is ur EYE
see .......how Sweetly I LIE?????!!!!
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 181 Characters
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 188 Characters
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream.
Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 135 Characters
In your life, when you wake up & don't see any one, then come to me, i'll be there to hold ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST!!
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 147 Characters
If u don't mind
If u don't feel bad
If don't hesitate
Please......
give me a
K
ki
kis
kiss
kiss......
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kissan jam bottle
just tk. 25.00 only. soon......
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 241 Characters
I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
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Bcoz Gautam Buddha said " People should LOVE animals."
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 212 Characters
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
" Tell me,Whom do I know other than you.?"
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 187 Characters
I Miss you a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 156 Characters
Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 125 Characters
If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I?ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 150 Characters
MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK, TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA, VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA. Congratulations!! u r perfect AADIBASI.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 148 Characters
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 124 Characters
Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 74 Characters
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 157 Characters
Read each word reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS REVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 137 Characters
When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 173 Characters
Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)
Read caps word reversely.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 109 Characters
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 160 Characters
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 150 Characters
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 146 Characters
All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 151 Characters
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thappor maar sala re.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 165 Characters
I wnt u to b with me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u. "Pay The Bill" !!
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 108 Characters
The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......
Can I sell you?
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Fool SMS, Fool Engliah SMS, 170 Characters
True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 191 Characters
When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 172 Characters
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 157 Characters
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 159 Characters
When u feel lonly n alone & canot see any 1 around u,the wrld seems 2 b fading away,com along wit me I'l tak u to an eye specialist.
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Fool SMS, Fool English SMS, 134 Characters
If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase
this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
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most of em r collected & some of em r 4om my Sent Box... lolzzz....
so wat r u waitin 4?? start makin fool ur frnds.. !!!
Tumi pahar hole hobo ami subuj
Tumi shason korle hobo ami obujh
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