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Teacher to Santa " Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA.
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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me - Are you a foreigner?
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? U sit in the back seat, I will drive."
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Three nuns were talking.
The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found?
A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun said, "Well, I can top that.
I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of con***s!" "Oh my!" gasped the other nuns.
"What did you do?" they asked. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replied. The third nun fainted.
May Allah bring peace and blessings into our life and home!
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