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Re:One Liner - 2008/05/09 05:36
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tweety and antique janantik's one liner collection is really really rich
No doubt about that
Today I have a one line but before read that you have to read couple of more lines

For those who don't know him, Major General Peter Cosgrove is an Australian chief of defence

General Cosgrove was interviewed on the radio recently. You'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children. Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you have to love this! It is one of the best comeback lines of all time. It is a portion of an ABC interview between a female broadcaster and General Cosgrove, who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military headquarters.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER:
But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL COSGROVE:
Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.
If you can't read above writing following bangla software might help you.
It's a free Bengali software
http:// www.omicronlab.com/


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Re:One Liner - 2008/05/09 13:30
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Hasan boss, dekhen apni chief banan bhul likhsen.....kheyal koira dekhen.... "COFFEE, CHOCOLATE AND MEN; THESE THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH"

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Re:One Liner - 2008/05/16 06:17
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"-but_but..-শেষ কর-ঢের হল ভ্যান ভ্যান-
এই বারে সোজা সোজি-যত পার দেও জ্ঞ্যান-
টুকে দাও 'কাট এন্ড পেষ্ট' -এক দমে 'ঊইজডম'-
হেয়ার ইজ ওয়ান...এন্ড...টু...এ ন্ড থ্রি...
গোজ অন এন্ড অন এন্ড অন... !!!"

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Re:One Liner - 2008/05/19 09:20
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opps !!! sorry maloti edit koira dilam If you can't read above writing following bangla software might help you.
It's a free Bengali software
http:// www.omicronlab.com/


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Re:One Liner: Quotable Quote !!! - 2008/07/03 15:07
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