tweety
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Doctor to Santa (Patient): Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai?
Santa: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.
Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?
Santa : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor: Are Santa ji mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.
Santa: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.
Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?
Santa: Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.
Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?
Santa : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor (in frustration) : Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?
Santa: Nai doctor saheb.
Doctor: Kyon?
Santa: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.
Doctor: Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.
Santa: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.
Doctor: Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta!
Santa: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga
Doctor : Abe teri … @#$! ^&*!
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