tweety

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this one is a 'winning joke' contest ,from a magazine:
A driver who was speeding was pulled over by a police officer. After the interrogation,the driver admitted he was a murderer and that he had hidden a body in the boot.
The worried police officer radioed the station for help.In no time at all,a police squad came.The police chief asked him to open the boot.The driver complied. After a thorough check,they were unable to find anything. The baffled police chief apologised,"I'm sorry we had to do this,but our officer told us you have a gun and a body in the boot."
"Oh,that fool?"said the driver,"I bet he told you I was speeding too?"
MIRACLE IN IVORY TOWER...
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