tweety
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,"Father,i hv a problem.I'hve two female parrots,but they only know how to say one thing.They say,'Hi,we're hookers!Do u want to have some fun?'.."
"Thats obscene!",the priest exclaimed,"you know",he said,"i may have a solution to your problem.I have two male talking-
parrots,which i have taught to pray and read the BIBLE.
Bring your two parrots over to my house,and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob.My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship,and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."
The next day,the lady brought her female parrots to the priest's house.She saw that two male parrots were inside their cage,holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed,she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes,the female parrots cried out in unison,"Hi,we're hookers!Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence.
Shocked,one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,"Put the beads away,Frank,Our prayers have been answered!"
MIRACLE IN IVORY TOWER...
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