RoHaN_aHmeD
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10 MOST STUPID QUESTIONS people usually ask in obvious situations :
1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/
friends…
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia…..why don't you try again.
3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter…
Stupid Question:- Is the "Roasted Chicken" good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. Occasionally, we also spit in it.
5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years…
Stupid Question:- Baby, Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.
6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it's just the money.
7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping….you dumb witted moron.
8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding……
9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:- Will this hurt?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks…
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle …….it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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